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How to Survive: Videodrome (1983) 0

Apr 19, 2023

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It's episode 265...and the television screen is the retina of the mind's eye.

Videodrome (1983) tells the story of slimy TV executive Max Renn, who specialises in digging up obscure softcore pornography and bloody violence to broadcast to the feverish masses on his cable TV station. But, when Max comes into contact with the extreme and nightmarish violence of Videodrome, things begin to unravel, leading to hallucinations, BDSM-infused re-enactments and the transference of violent media into violent reality.

We discuss chest wound gun holsters, a prescient depiction of the anxieties and effects of violent media, dig into the most thematically-packed 90 minute movies we’ve ever seen, unpick a gory special effects masterclass and ponder whether, if you want to stop someone investigating something, whether it’s a good idea to give them loads of information to help them do just that.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: Death to Videodrome. Long live the new flesh!

Next time, it’s exploding heads o’clock as David Cronenberg Season continues with Scanners (1981).

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How to Survive: Interview With The Vampire (1994) 0

Apr 4, 2023

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It's episode 264...and it's your coffin, my love. Enjoy it. Most of us never get to know what it feels like.

Interview With The Vampire (1994) spins a century-spanning yarn of epic proportions, following the listless slave plantation owner Louis de Pointe du Lac, as he is bitten and transformed into an immortal creature by vampire Lestat de Lioncourt. Much like a new parent, an apparently endless future of night feeds causes Louis to have an existential crisis lasting decades as he stands and morosely observes various comings and goings across New Orleans, Paris and San Francisco, eventually relating this to a journalist in the modern day for our pleasure(?).

It’s a bloody diet of ham and mince as Brad Pitt sulks, Tom Cruise camps it up and a 10-year old Kirsten Dunst steals the show, in what is an unusual and somewhat misguided and often boring Vampiric fable pondering the meaning of life. We discuss blatant homoeroticism, outline the unique qualities of the vampire interviewees, question the reasoning of an exclusively rat-based diet and ponder whether we’ve already passed the best time in our lives to be made eternal beings. What other dark gifts might we find? There’s only one way to find out.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: I was mortal until you gave me your immortal kiss.

Next time, it’s the start of David Cronenberg Season with Videodrome (1983).

How to Survive: Interview With The Vampire (1994) 0

Apr 4, 2023

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It's episode 264...and it's your coffin, my love. Enjoy it. Most of us never get to know what it feels like.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: I was mortal until you gave me your immortal kiss.

Next time, it’s the start of David Cronenberg Season with Videodrome (1983).

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How to Survive: The Lost Boys (1987) 0

Mar 15, 2023

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It's episode 263...and it's actually a pretty cool place… if you're a Martian!

The Lost Boys (1987) puts us into the youth culture hotbed of 1980s Santa Clara, the supposed 'murder capital' of the United States. To the newly arrived Michael and Sam Emerson the summer presents opportunities of new beginnings, new friends and new hobbies which, for Michael at least, means things like riding motorbikes, hanging from bridges, floating uncontrollably and drinking blood from an ornate ceremonial glass.

If that all sounds like a classic case of vampirism then you're not alone, and Sam enlists the help of local vampire hunters Edgar and Alan Frog to kill the lead vampire and cure his brother. All good, normal stuff.

We oil ourselves up and strut our stuff, saxophones in hand, to break down a beloved vampire cult classic; namecheck Coreys Feldman and Haim, Jack Bauer and Gob Bluth; question why vampires would live in California; and consider what kind of local knowledge a Grandfather should be passing on. Plus, we try to get to the bottom of Chris' hatred of 'cool' 80s cult movies.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: You’d better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it’s your funeral.

Next time, vampire season continues apace with Interview With The Vampire (1994).

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How to Survive: Pitch Black (2000) 0

Mar 1, 2023

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It's episode 262...and All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now.

Pitch Black (2000) tells the story of a group of spaceship crash survivors. Among them, the fearsome criminal maniac, Riddick. They promptly realise that the planet is inhabited by creatures that attack in the darkness. And unfortunately the planet is about to experience its first triple-eclipse in two decades. But luckily Riddick can see in the dark.... (honestly it's not as bad as it sounds...)

Join us as we outline the value of being nice and of ignoring compasses; query the evolutionary direction of an alien race; and stress the importance of not flying through meteorites after a meteorite-related crash.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: You're 79 kilos of gutless white meat, and that's why you can't think of a better plan.

Next time, vampire season gets underway with The Lost Boys (1987)

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How to Survive: The Butterfly Effect (2003) 0

Feb 15, 2023

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It's episode 261...and I guess charisma and eyeliner go a long way.

The Butterfly Effect (2003) tells the story of Evan, a college student who suffered from blackouts during traumatic moments in his childhood. When reading an old diary, he discovers he can travel back into his younger self during the blackouts, and even change what happened, radically altering his future reality. Can he engineer the perfect life, or will the flap of Evan's teenage wings cause disastrous metaphorical hurricanes for him and his loved ones?

We discover the downside of revisiting an adolescent favourite, discuss the best way to approach an explosive device, outline the importance of choosing not to murder people and, most crucially, talk about why reading a traumatic diary entry makes for a terrible precursor to a one night stand.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: You can't change who people are without destroying who they were.

Next time, we're going back to another of our old favourites from when we were teenagers to see how well they hold up, and this time it's Chris' pick: Pitch Black (2000)

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How to Survive: Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) 0

Feb 1, 2023

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It's episode 260...and we're not as nihilistic as we look on the internet. That's just what we want you to think.

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) tells the story of Bee, who attends a 'hurricane party' at the home of her girlfriend's friends. During a game of 'bodies bodies bodies' (a game similar to murder in the dark), one of the friends is killed for real. What ensues is a treat for horror / thriller / comedy fans everywhere.

We discuss the best ways to combat a bad drug experience; the merits of sleeping in a car; and whether we have in fact become old.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: The best defence is a good offence.

Next time, it's I'm 14 and this is Deep Season, with The Butterfly Effect.

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How to Survive: The Black Phone (2022) 0

Jan 18, 2023

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It's episode 259...and you don't think they're going to find them, do you?

The Black Phone (2022) tells the story of Finney and Gwen, brother and sister living in a 1970s Denver suburb. Children have been disappearing, and people live in fear of The Grabber, the mysterious individual that could be responsible. When Finney is kidnapped, he finds he is able to communicate with The Grabber's previous victims through a magical phone. Meanwhile, Gwen's supernatural abilities could hold the key to finding Finney before it's too late. Sounds like a Stephen King novel, you say? You must be Joe King.

We unpack a high-quality My First Horror movie that ably walks the tightrope of nastiness, discuss the best tactics for escaping a vehicle on foot, break down the safety features of 1970s freezers, and wonder whether this film features the most incompetent police officers we've ever seen.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: A man never leaves a friend behind.

Next time, we're continuing our 2022 wrap-up with Bodies Bodies Bodies.

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How to Survive: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) 0

Dec 26, 2022

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It's Boxing Day, and there's a mole at the very top of The Circus...

No, it's not a strange sequel to Wind in the Willows... Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) tells the story of George Smiley and all his friends as he tries to work out which one of them is a traitor, working under the pay of the KGB. (Smiley, it should be noted, is a member of the British Foreign Intelligence service, and it's generally quite bad when a member of the service is selling secrets to the Soviets).

We discuss the risks of falling in love; the benefits of being likeable; and the merits of mistrusting anything that's too good to be true.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

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Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: I bet you're the best watcher in the unit. As long as you've got your specs on.

Next up we're rounding out 2022 with a few films we missed along the way.

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How to Survive: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) 0

Dec 24, 2022

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It's Christmas Eve, and that can only mean one thing...the Coca-Cola Santa is just a hoax.

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) tells the story of a group of researchers who, while drilling into a mountain in Lapland, make an incredible and terrifying discovery that rewrites everything we know about Father Christmas. Can a nearby group of Reindeer farmers and their children save the day in time for Christmas?

We discuss a festive horror favourite that turns out to be a surprisingly heartfelt Christmas treat, a classic tale of Father Son bonding, question the gun safety of Lapland Reindeer farmer families and the hiring practices of Father Christmas zealots.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

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Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: Santa is going to find out who is naughty and nice!

Next time, it's Christmas party time on Boxing Day with Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, available on Disney Plus.

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How to Survive: The Menu (2022) 0

Dec 14, 2022

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It's episode 258...and please don’t say 'mouth feel.'

The Menu (2022) follows Margot on a dinner date with Tyler to the exclusive island restaurant Hawthorne. Hawthorne is a tasting menu experience designed by its reclusive and obsessive head chef Julian Slowik. The theme of Slowik's menus only make sense once you finish the final course, but it seems as though some of the diners might not make it that far.

We discuss a film serving up several courses-worth of delights, break down the key ingredients of a horror movie dinner scene, discuss the dishes we'd cook under pressure, and unravel the mysterious meanings of Slowik's dining experience as a whole.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: There are NO substitutions at Hawthorne!

Next time, it's time for a festive treat that is yet to be decided.

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How to Survive: The Feast (2021) 0

Nov 30, 2022

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It's episode 257...and after you've taken everything, what will be left?

The Feast (2021) tells the story of a Welsh family who are hosting a dinner party for their neighbours and a business associate. Catering support is provided by Cadi, a local girl, who seems weighed down by some secret and confused by the actions of the family preparing for their party. Eventually, things take a turn, and let's leave it at that.

We talk about serving food on appropriate crockery; how to time a business proposition; and the appropriate amount of time to overlook someone's inexplicable muteness.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: My parents are so full-on so intense. If I don't take something before long, I might kill them.

Next time, food season continues with The Menu.

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How to Survive: Barbarian (2022) 0

Nov 16, 2022

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It's episode 256...and do I look like some kind of monster?

Barbarian (2022) tells the story of Tess, a young woman who shows up to an AirBnB in the middle of the night to find it already occupied. Thanks to a double-booking she and her unexpected roommate, Keith are forced to spend the night together. Is Keith all he seems? That's not the half of it.

We talk about familiar notes played perfectly; the benefits of listening to the experts; and the best ways to convince the police to take an interest in helping you.

All of which leads to one question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: Why is it always the girls who get their hearts ripped out in these things?

We're back in two weeks with Welsh language horror, 'The Feast'.

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How to Survive: We're All Going To The World's Fair (2022) 0

Nov 2, 2022

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It's episode 254...and today I'm going to be taking the World's Fair challenge.

We're All Going to the World's Fair (2022) tells the story of Casey, a lonely young woman who finds companionship and purpose though taking part in a strange online role playing game called The World's Fair Challenge. As she updates the world on the physical and psychological changes she feels since taking the challenge, she forms an unusual and co-dependent connection with another individual who may have nefarious motives.

We talk about one of the most unique films we've ever covered, share our experiences with the dark corners of the internet, unpack the film's various allegories and deeper meanings and also dish out advice on how to create the most addictive and compulsive online video platform without care for your viewers.

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: someday soon, I am just gonna disappear, and you won't have any idea what happened to me.

We're back in two weeks with 'American Southern Gothic psychological horror drama film' What Josiah Saw (available on Shudder in the UK).

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How to Survive: Halloween Ends (2022) 0

Oct 31, 2022

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It's episode 255...and here I am. A survivor attempting to tell my story, and find healing.

Halloween Ends (2022) tells the story of Corey Cunningham, a babysitter who gets more than he bargained for when he accidentally kills the child in his care. Avoiding jail time, he falls in love with Allison, the granddaughter of Laurie Strode, who is now fully recovered from the trauma of the last 40 years. Don’t worry about it.

We talk about the most bewildering film sequel(s) of all time; the benefits of relocating; and hypocrisy runs rife when Joe starts handing out advice on microphone discipline.

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: a psycho meets a freak show. This is a match made in heaven.

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How to Survive: Prey (2022) 0

Oct 19, 2022

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It's episode 253...and I'm smarter than a beaver.

Prey (2022) tells the story of Naru, a young Commanche woman who is eager to be recognised as a great hunter. To earn the respect of her peers, she intends to hunt a creature which normally preys on humans... but it's a classic case of be careful what you wish for, as an intergalactic hunter equipped with lasers, invisibility and a bad attitude has just rolled into town.

We talk about the honour codes of intergalactic hunters; the importance of taking your chances; and the obvious benefits of silencing any gargles, coughs and clicks when you're trying to employ stealth.

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

We're back in two weeks with 'exhilarating gaming horror mash-up' (The Guardian), We're All Going to the World's Fair, or if you don't want to wait that long, sign up to our 'That's Fine' tier on Patreon to get it a week early!

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How to Survive: X (2022) 0

Oct 5, 2022

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It's episode 252...and this wasn't what I had in mind when I agreed to help out on your film.

X (2022) tells the story of aspiring pornstar Maxine, who takes a roadtrip to a remote farmhouse to shoot an adult film with her motley film crew buddies. Will the farm's elderly residents, including the mysterious and apparently infirm Pearl, prove happy about providing the backdrop for a smutty film? Who could say.

It's smiles all round as we discuss revisionist slashers and elderly flashers, alligators, octogenarian daters, electronic masturbators and fundamentalist Christian agitators, and ask ourselves whether this is the most likeable cast of survivors in the subgenre's history?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: Pointing it and waving it around is usually enough to scare them straight.

We're back in two weeks with sci-fi sequel Prey (2022), or if you don't want to wait that long, sign up to our 'That's Fine' tier on Patreon to get it a week early!

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How to Survive: Nope (2022) 0

Sep 21, 2022

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It's episode 251...and I mean, we really put on a show.

Nope (2022) tells the story of OJ and Emerald, horse-wrangling siblings struggling to keep the family ranch going in the wake of their father's untimely death. But when mysterious events beset their farm and the nearby theme park, the pair set out to collect undeniable evidence of the strange goings-on, with the help of an enthusiastic technician and a not-so-enthusiastic cinematographer.

We talk themes and theories, UAPs and UFOs, discuss having eyes bigger than your belly and painting eyes on the planet, and wonder whether anything in the film is anywhere near as scary as a chimp on the loose.

All of which leads to one important question: how would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: You don't look at it unless you want its attention.

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We're back. 0

Sep 20, 2022

How to Survive is back on a fortnightly basis, starting on Wednesday 21st September with Jordan Peele's Nope and Ti West's X on Wednesday 5th October after that.

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How to Survive: Home Sweet Home Alone (2021) 0

Dec 26, 2021

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It's Christmas, and our second 2021 Christmas Special.

Home Sweet Home Alone (2021) tells the story of Pam and Jeff who find an heirloom worth thousands. They believe that it has been stolen by local kid Max Mercer and set out to recover it by any means necessary. By coincidence, Max's parents have accidentally left him home alone and travelled to Japan - so he'll have to fend off Pam and Jeff by making booby traps out of household products.

We discuss burns, scrapes, stabs, cuts, and bludgeonings. We talk about fire safety; common-sense PR moves; and the power of a normal human conversation.

All of which leads to one important question: how would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: Uh, this is garbage. I don't know why they are always trying to remake the classics. Never as good as the originals.

Next time: We're on a break for a while. Stay tuned for further updates and see you in 2022! x

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How to Survive: Better Watch Out (2016) 0

Dec 24, 2021

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It's Christmas! And the first of our 2021 Christmas specials.

Better Watch Out (2016) tells the story of Ashley, a babysitter and her charge, Luke. In the run-up to Christmas, Luke wants to try to seduce Ashley, but before he can make his move, a home invasion makes an already uncomfortable situation much less comfortable.

We talk about the importance of trigger safety; the merits of a 'less is more' approach to seduction; and we ask how much of a Christmas movie this really is.

All of which leads to one important question: how would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: She's like twice your age. I really don't think it's gonna happen.

Next time, Christmas continues apace.

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How to Survive: Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021) 0

Dec 22, 2021

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It's episode 250...and she's still here.

Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021) is the latest installment in the beloved horror franchise, and marks the first time we've watched a brand-new entry of any of our favoured franchises since we started the podcast! Margot reconnects with her estranged family who belong to an isolated Amish community, but not everything is as it seems. However, in a stroke of good fortune, Margot has brought along a documentary crew to capture crystal clear 4K footage of all the things that go bump in the night.

We revisit a modern horror staple, discuss the rights and wrongs of activities paranormal and otherwise, ask if a found footage film as ever looked less 'found' than this and ponder whether you should reconsider telling a cult member that you've uncovered some creepy cult member business going on.

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: I know every Amish family within a fifty mile area and they ain't Amish.

Next time, it's Chriiiiisssstmaaaaaaaaaas.

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How to Survive: Malignant (2021) 0

Dec 15, 2021

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It's episode 249...I thought we could help him, but I was wrong. It's time we cut out the cancer.

Malignant (2021) marks James Wan's glitzy return to the horror genre with what feels like a run through the greatest hits of his filmography. We've got abductions, nightmares, haunted houses, but how well does it all hang together?

We discuss a film of two halves, the strangest martial arts movie ever made, consider health and safety tips for constructing torture dungeons, and Chris tests Joe on his single-nasty-word-horror-movie-title knowledge with his single-nasty-word-horror-movie-title quiz. All of which leads to one important question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: Some of the conversations you had with Gabriel just chilled us to the bone.

Next time, it's a treat for our 250th episode: Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021).

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How to Survive: Face/Off (1997) 0

Nov 26, 2021

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It's episode 248...and I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

Face/Off (1997) tells the story of FBI agent Sean Archer, tasked with apprehending the world's most-wanted terrorist-for-hire Castor Troy. With time running out before a dirty bomb hits LA, Sean takes drastic action - impersonating a comatose Castor by stealing his face via a surgical face transplant. But things go from bad to worse when Castor wakes up and begins impersonating Sean in turn. Disaster!

We discuss John Woo, ask how sensible a mid-surgery haircut would be, ask if you're really getting the best out of two actors by asking them to play each other, and ask ourselves is this the stupidest Hollywood blockbuster ever made? All of which leads to one important question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: I could eat a peach for hours.

Next time, we check out James Wan's 2021 horror smash Malignant.

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How to Survive: Freaky (2021) 0

Nov 17, 2021

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It's episode 247...and we're gonna get killed by Murder Barbie.

Freaky (2021) tells the story of Millie, a high school student who swaps bodies with a middle-aged male serial killer known as The Blissfield Butcher. Millie has until midnight on Friday the 13th to swap their bodies back - and to prevent The Butcher from running amock in her body.

We compliment a quick-thinking mass murderer; consider gun safety in a Middle American town and ponder the benefits of the hitting the open road.

All of which leads to one important question: How would you survive?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: we're not here to clam jam.

Next time, 'Body Swap' season continues apace with Face/Off (1997).

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