It's episode 153... and I kick arse for the Lord!
Braindead (1992) is called 'Dead Alive' in America, and this is the story:
Lionel lives at home with his controlling mother, when he begins dating local shopkeeper, Piquita. Lionel's mother follows them on a date at the zoo, where she's bitten by a Sumatran Rat Monkey. What happens next must be seen to be believed, but have your sick bags at the ready...
We talk about the most nauseating desert ever served in a movie; give some sound zoo-curation advice; and for god's sake, keep your keepsake.
Whatever happens, one things for sure: I haven't had a good custard in years. She never makes the stuff.
Another classic film solved by the best movie podcast in the world.
Next week, it's the blockbuster to end all blockbusters: The Matrix (1999).
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It's episode 152...and we have found you in a box...
True crime writer Ellison Oswalt (yes really) is desperate for another hit, and so takes the rash decision to move his family into a house in which the previous family were brutally murdered. A box of snuff films, missing children and mysterious pagan deitys await the Oswalts in this fascinating, unique story that can only be described as 'a horror movie that came out in the early-to-mid-2010s'.
We tackle spirit photography, squirrel eradication and excrutiating excuses; question the financial planning of a destitute man with two mortgages; and wonder at what point a film about children being brutally murdered on camera crosses the line of 'good taste'.
Whatever happens, one things for sure: Bad things happen to good people and they still have to have their story told.
Another classic film solved by the best movie podcast in the world.
Next week it's Peter Jackson's seminal Braindead (1992)
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It's episode 151...and it's a g'day for an apocalypse.
Cargo (2018) tells the story of one family's struggle to survive both the harsh conditions of the Australian outback, and a rampant contagious disease that has ravaged society. Can modern humanity outlast this apocalypse, and do they even deserve to?
We throw another Martin Freeman on the barbie, tie our kangaroos down to unnecessary anniversary gifts and do battle with our greatest foe - having to record a podcast on the hottest day of the year.
Whatever happens, one things for sure: It had fingers Andy!
Another classic film solved by the greatest movie podcast in the world.
Next week it's Sinister (2012)!
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It's episode 150... and I've heard of spirit photography before, but I've never actually seen it in person...
The world's spookiest franchise has finally come to an end, as we dig into Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015).
The movie tells the story of the Fleege family, as they are beset by ghostly-goings-on. Naturally, the haunting is tied directly to everything that has happened in the previous movies, but this time we get to actually see what's causing the Paranormal Activity!
We discuss the highs, and lows (and lowers) of the franchise; we talk about due diligence in property purchasing; and the fine art of teaching your children about stranger danger - particularly when the stranger is an eight-foot-tall oil slick.
Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: Next time I'm just gonna stay at Mom's!
Another classic film solved by the best movie podcast in the world.
Next week, Netflix's 2018 release Cargo.
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